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If you were to write a personal ad, what would it say?
MWF, 37, completely
satisfied and not looking.
Laura,
37
Lowell, MA USA
Love is More than
Just a Word (Woman seeking Man)
I am looking for a man who has a steady job and steady beliefs. We must
be the same religion and I would prefer that you live in the same area
as I do. Hopefully you will not be afraid of commitment.
Right now, I live in a suburb of the East side of Columbus, Ohio. I just
got hired at a hospital called Mount Carmel. I will be working as a unit
coordinator there. I'm also attending courses at Franklin
University for Finance Management.
I have a black cat at home. His name is Quincy and he is the most loveable
kitten in the world! Hopefully you're not superstitious about black cats
:) LOL. I also have 2 adult dwarf hamsters and 4 baby hamsters.
Melodi,
19
Gahanna, OH USA
Love me. I'm loveable,
I really am. I swear it. I'm not lying. Okay, so maybe I'm difficult sometimes,
but aren't we all? I promise I'll love you -- and make you waffles!
Keri-Jade,
23
Brampton, Ontario CANADA
I can't really
imagine writing one.
Felicia,
36
Lowell, MA USA
Married, white
female searching for a partner interested in weight loss and erudite conversation
on everything from politics to books. Strong desire to walk for exercise,
a plus. Must not be interested in sex (other than as a topic of conversation)
or having a relationship that would interfere with my marriage. Preferably
married female, but could be single and could be male as long as my husband
is not threatened. Some shopping involved. Would be nice if we had same
shoe size.
Cara,
18
Valparasio, IN USA
It would say, "
". In other words, I wouldn't write one--at least, not for myself.
I'm happily
married.
Karen,
23
Ames, IA USA
Beware: Weary woman
wants rest. Seek elsewhere, sir.
Jill,
61
Saylorsburg, PA USA
Dont bother responding
to this, i suck.
Talia,
25
Redding, CT USA
probably something
like - happily married man not seeking anything. 6'2, 200lbs, brown hair,
hazel
eyes, unemployed due to lay-offs but seeking a job that would make me
rich. You need to be prettier than my wife (not possible), nicer than
my wife (not possible), more fun than my wife (not possible), have at
least two kids as great as mine (not possible) and be rich (possible,
but means absolutely nothing to me.) Contact me if you are interested!
Serious inquiries only!
Doug2,
30
Overland Park, KS USA
I wouldn't write
a personal ad, period.
Tam
Desperate
seeking freakette...must like WWE pro wrestling, writing, reading, and
must love animals...
Phaedo,
31
Athens
Yesterday /`
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