Los Angeles, CA The next body. It's the safest way. Just gotta keep an eye on the backstabbin' mother... Alias Irrelevante I'd probably do it myself, since I have been compared to the Tall Man (from Phantasm), who can carry a full casket with one hand. Besides, I know most people aren't into that stuff. Go figure. Ernest, 29
Washington, DC I think my father would be a perfect candidate since he's pretty strong so I wouldn't have to touch the body and I am pretty sure that he wouldn't tell anyone. But I also have trouble seeing myself ever put into that situation. Kate, 19
Bellingham, WA I'd probably end up calling the cops and having myself taken in. If in some irrational fit, this was not the case I would proably handle everything myself and not implicate aonther person. Beside, if you have a secret you don't want others to find out about, you can only trust your ability not to divulge it. Felicia, 34
Lowell, MA Probably someone big and strong. And someone who doesn't panic under pressure. Maybe my friend, Mike. He's a cop so he would probably know how to cover our tracks so we don't leave any clues! Susan, 31
Chicago, IL My roommate Octavia. I think she likes that "Goodbye Earl" video a little too much. Karen, 21
Marshelltown/Ames, IA I don't know. I don't know anyone discreet enough for that. One thing's for sure, it would not be a so-called "friend" who managed to spread some sensitive news (concerning a pregnant friend) I told him in confidence through a series of very obvious and child-like hints and clues. He's such an idiot. Shanna, 15
Cardiff ENGLAND My brother. I'd trust him with anything, he's got a pickup truck with a bedliner, and he's much more fit than me. He could dig a ditch - hell, a swimming pool - in no time. Jesse, 24
Bowie, MD If I had found a body and had nothin' to do w/ it: the cops But if I had gone totally out of my mind and done the unthinkable and killed someone myself and the chances of gettig caught were very very small: Id ask my brother, I sware you can't find anything in his house! Stephanie, 24
TX I would have no one help to dispose because first of all I never could take another persons life. My religious belief teach me that a life is not for me to take. I would never consider taking a life unless my life was endangered or a family member was in danger. Otherwise I could not take a life. Marci, 55
Diamond, OH yikes!!!! this question scares me. i am not planning on murdering anybody, so i honestly don't know. Maggie, 20
Sandwich, IL The devil who made me do it! :) Fisch, 45
Preston, CT a funeral home. Tina, 32
Medford, MA My Mom Savannah This is a s-t-r-a-n-g-e question, Mr. Anonymous. I ASSUME your'e talking about the body of one of our pets and in that case, I'd ask my husband to help me dispose of it (unless, of course, he had committed "the deed most foul".) Reba, 50
Rockville, MD Throughout my life I have been delicate and frail and delegated the responsibility of disposing of the corpses of rodents. I've managed the corporal remains of house pets on my own. A human body? I'd probably call the police for a stranger and an undertaker for a family member. Jill, 59
Saylorsburg, PA Okay if I were "disposing" the body, I probably killed the person RIGHT? Well if I had someone help with the murder then I would get that person to help me dispose... but if no one helped with the murder then I definatley wouldn't ask anyone to help dispose of the body because I would be in A LOT of trouble if someone found out I murdered someone!!! Brooke, 16
Memphis, TN I could ever do do that. I think it's better to face the consequences head on. Janet, 42
E. Brunswick, NJ My sister...I tell her all the things that are sacred to me, so I know she would keep it a secret and help me if I needed it! Tracy, 24
Ocean City, NJ Lol... someone that I know wouldn't squeal, and someone who I could rely on to remember the small things (fingerprints, footprints, etc.) because I don't think I'd do a very good job of paying attention to details! Jeremy, 13
Highlands Ranch, CO I like doing that on my own. Jami, 27
Lowell, MA Although I cannot reveal my comrades, I will say two words: "Cracker Barrel." Yes, we have actually come up with a scheme. Amy, 23
New Orleans, LA Hmmm. My best friends would probably be a good bet, (ie. either Sexy Lexy or Joe). The only other person would be my cousin. Well, maybe my mom would be resorceful too... Jaden, 21
Brampton, Ontario CANADA A good friend from high school. Laura, 35
Lowell, MA my friend, Jack. Possibly Amy's Dad, too. It seems like a good way to bond. Anthony, 25
Baton Rouge, LA my best friend Kristen...cuz she has lots of space to bury bodies in her back yard (And i suspect her ex is somewhere back there...) Angela, 16
Aiken, SC I don't know..someone i trusted Emma, 20
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